I'm quitting life to become an otter.

 

guilty-daydreamer:

bluntasaurus-sex:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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my life is a lie.

“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

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thebluezebra83:

cant-catch-this-snitch:

distortedpineapple:

serendipitousramblings:

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This makes me inexplicably happy.

I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.

oh god yes

Never gonna not reblog this

(Source: ladamania)

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

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THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

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BOWLCUTS

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